A Desprite Plea

Dear "Sam", (the name has been changed to protect the innocent)

We are stinky and feeling yucky. Please put on a new pair of us everyday. We will feel much fresher.
Thank you!

Sincerely,
Your Underpants

(A note left in a mother's desprite attempt at getting her son to change his underpants - she got suspicious when there was a mysterious lack of underpants in the wash. Ugh.)